Well I just herd    from my nurse today    she said my thighs are thick   Is gonna stick   I tried to run and hide   but still she waits   It's a shame I have to   spread her legs      With legs wide open    Under the bright light   Welcome to my room   I'll show you everything    With legs wide open   Now everything sure stinks   When you spread your legs    you show me everything      With legs wide open    With legs wide open   Well I don't know   Why your sweaty    You see my probe   And you start to shake   You take a breath   I'm right between your thighs   the probe is long   and it's cold inside      With legs wide open    Under the bright light   Welcome to my room   I'll show you everything    With legs wide open   now everything sure stinks   when you spread your legs   you showed me your booty      With legs wide open   With legs wide open    You showed me everything   o yeh      with legs wide open   wide open      If I had just one wish    Only one demand    I hope you're not like me I hope you're aggressive   Well we can shake this bed   until it cracks in half    And we can throw our clothes   right out the window      With legs wide open    Under my blanket   Welcome to my room   I'll show you everything    With legs wide open   with legs wide open