Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues   From my elbow down to my shoes   So let's throw another fire on the logs      Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine   With genuine columbian lima beans   Dynastic and elastic, it's all made out of plastic   There's nobody here but us frogs      I'd like to find a girl who really cares   About the size of my nasal hairs   She could feed bananas to the dogs      We could climb the church and look down from the steeple   Where all the ants look like people   Nutritious and delicious, it's even surreptitious   There's nobody here but us frogs      They say I'm crazy   But I couldn't care less   Why don't they leave me alone   Can't they see that I'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess      I get a thrill   Bein' mentally ill, yes I do   They seem to think it's a crime   But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes      That's why I'm happy here inside these padded walls   Makin' obscene telephone calls   And throwin' tv dinners to the hogs      I never trust a naked eskimo   And don't you eat that purple snow   Revolting and disgusting   My belly button's rusting   There's nobody here but us frogs      They say I'm crazy   But I couldn't care less   Why don't they leave me alone   Can't they see that I'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess      I get a thrill   Bein' mentally ill, yes I do   They seem to think it's a crime   But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes      That's why I'm happy here inside these padded walls   Makin' obscene telephone calls   And throwin' tv dinners to the hogs   I like to eat my ice cubes boiling hot   And wilshire boulevard's a commie plot      Amazingly congruent, and commonly affluent   Innately effervescent, surprisingly incessant   Superblier commended, eccentric and demented   There's nobody here but us   Nobody here but us   Nobody here but us frogs, I mean it   Nobody here but us frogs