(telephone dialing)      Just eat it, eat it   Get yourself an egg and beat it   Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it      Hi   This is al   But you can call me "weird", as is "weird al"   "weird al" yankovic      I'm not home right now   So feel free to come over and go through my refrigerator   Well, I guess you gotta find my house first      Anyway, like I was saying, I'm not home right now   So stay on the line until I return      Ok, well, that might be a while, so I tell you what   I'll patch you through to my favorite radio station, how's that   It'll keep you totally entertained   It's kidstar 1250, radio just for kids, and it goes something like this      (beep)