In the year of 1970   Underneath the old smogberry tree   First was heard a man that we all know   The one and only Dr. Demento      Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too   Remember all they did and didn't do   Through it all, one consistency   Spending once a week with Dr. D      So wind your radios way up tight   Raise your glasses high tonight   Like wine, his spirit has fermented   So here's to him, the one who stays demented      Changes come, seasons pass   Like Alice through the looking glass   He shares a world of madness that we cheer   For fifteen roly poly years.      So wind your radios way up tight   Raise your glasses high tonight   Like wine, his spirit has fermented   So here's to him, the one who stays demented      Don't forget to stay demented      Everybody sing   He has a very friendly, fuzzy face   And nobody could ever take his place   His fans around the globe will never dwindle   'Cause he fits so many records on his spindle      Stacks of laughing wax from floor to ceiling   Well, it gives him such a warm internal feeling   Whether you're Italian or Egyptian   He's bound to fill your musical prescription      Wind your radios way up tight   Raise your glasses high tonight   Like wine, his spirit has fermented   So here's to him, the one who stays demented      Wind your radios way up tight   Raise your glasses high tonight   Like wine, his spirit has fermented   So here's to him, the one who stays demented      In the year of 1970   Underneath the old smogberry trees   First was heard a man that we all know   The one and only Dr. Demento      Yeah