There's a shite    who I don't like    I want to kill him    His name is Sam Pimm       I wish he would fucking die    That would put me on a high    I want to exterminate the prick    Who's dick his friends lick       They all should be killed    Then I would be thrilled    He makes everyone mad    If he died we'd be glad       If I heard of his death    I would have a party    That's how much I hate him    The little shite called Sam Pimm