Stuffed my face with chocolate and chips    Don't stop to think what will happen    Just ram it down the gap between my lips       It goes in one hole and out the other    I pity the poor sod who's next in the bathroom    Oh wait; it's my brother!       It stinks of shit    Because it is    Food in little bits       It smelt nice when it went in    Taking it out of its packet    From the tin    All I did was eat it       What does my body do    To make it smell different    When it comes out as poo?       There are different types    There's more than one    The weirdest things    Come out of peoples bums