I look forward to going to places    I like seeing other people's faces    But I don't enjoy the car ride    I hate everyone that cuts me up at the side    I just want to drive at the speed limit    I don't want to swear at this stupid shit    Who thinks he owns the road    Like the wind in the willows toad    I wanted to get there safely    I see these idiots trying to go quicker than me    I want to get out and hit the bastards    I shout and call them fucking retards    Because that's what they are    Trying to kill everyone with their car    I just want a safe journey    I don't need these bastards annoying me    I have to lose me temper    They are stupid and think they're clever    I shout out the window    They can't hear me so?    They are fucking fucked up shits    They are all a bunch of pricks       I should probably calm down    And maybe just frown    But it is so hard    When I see this fucking retard    They are fucking fucked up shits    They are all a bunch of pricks    I want to get out and hit the bastards    I shout and call them fucking retards    Because that's what they are    Trying to kill everyone with their car