Snooker is boring    It really is shity    They show it on telly    All day and all night       Red ball, white ball    Who gives a fuck?    Their waiscoats are putrid    I think I'm gonna chuck       Dennis Taylor's a tosser    John Virgo's the same    They cancelled my program    It drives me insane       Snooker is boring    It really is shity    They show it on telly    All day and all night       It's not even a sport    But more of a game    Whoever invented it    Is totally lame       Snooker is boring    It really is shity    They show it on telly    All day and all night       There is no point to it    Let's face it; it's shit    So lets grab all their snooker sticks    And shove them up their marmite bits!