V1:   She looks like a girl I once knew   The captain of the cheerleading squad   But she's not so pristine, when I saw her on the screen   It made me say "Oh my god!"   She's got yellow hair like a banana   Legs like cinnamon sticks   But she really gets going when the camera starts rolling   That's how my girl gets her kicks   PC:   I think I need to go to therapy   CH:   Shane, Shane, get out of my brain   My VCR's broken and my clothes are stained   I think I'm gonna need some help   Shane, Shane, you're driving me insane   My head's turning circles and my hand's in pain   I've gotta have you for myself   V2:   She's got a Ph.D. in dirty   A doctorate in delight   She travels all around from town to town   And my girl loves to kick it at night   Some say she's got a girlfriend   I say she's got a few   But she really gets going when the camera starts rolling   There's nothing that girl won't do   repeat PC   repeat CH