Go   I’ve got a new friend   She’s hangin’ on my wall   She’s not like the others   She’s the fairest of them all   When the world it brings me down   And life don’t flow my way   I’m thinkin’ I should end it all   But I got a new solution   I got a new solution   I’m gonna pick up some beer   And stay at home   And stare at my Claire Danes poster   Sometimes my stomach hurts   Early in the day   But one look in her direction   And the pain just goes away   When I toss and turn at night   And I can’t go to sleep   There’s too much shit swimming in my head   But I got a new solution   I got a new solution   I’m gonna pick up some beer   Stay at home   And stare at my Claire Danes poster   She looks so bitchin’   She always listens   She never tells me I’m a loser   I’m a loser   She is so beautiful   And she always understands   Every once in awhile   I pretend she’s my hand   Go   I’m gonna pick up some beer   Stay at home   And stare at my Claire Danes poster   She looks so bitchin’   She always listens   She never tells me I’m a loser loser   Pick up some beer   Stay at home   And stare at my Claire Danes poster   She looks so bitchin’   She always listens   She never tells me I’m a loser loser   Loser loser   Loser loser   Loser loser