I read it in the LA Times   There’s pressure buildin’ up on the big fault line   It made me think about your face   And how it’d look if there was an 8.8   I clasp my hands together   And I pray while I watch the weather   For an earthquake   Nothing would thrill me more   Than to see your bones crushed on the floor and   I hope there’s an earthquake   Nothing could say goodbye   Now I can’t sleep unless you die girl   I hope there’s an earthquake   And the roof falls on your head   I’d like to hit you with my shoe   And laugh about all the damage I could do   Like swing a bat and break your knees   Inject you with a terminal disease   But what could kill you faster   Than a natural disaster   Like an earthquake   Nothing would thrill me more   Than to see your bones crushed on the floor and   I hope there’s an earthquake   Nothing could say goodbye   Now I can’t sleep unless you die girl   I hope there’s an earthquake   And the roof falls on your head      *couple arguing*      *news report*   Today’s top story - Southern California is rocked by a monstrous earthquake measuring 8.8 on the Richtor scale. No figures are in yet, but officials are speculating that this quake might just be the Big One.      Yeah nothing would thrill me more   Than to see your bones crushed on the floor and   I hope there’s an earthquake   Nothing could say goodbye   Now I can’t sleep unless you die girl   I hope there’s an earthquake   Nothing would thrill me more   Than to see your bones crushed on the floor and   I hope there’s an earthquake   Nothing could say goodbye   Now I can’t sleep unless you die girl   I hope there’s an earthquake   And the roof falls on your head