I was kicking it having myself a brew   The cover band was playing some Motley Crue (Girls girls girls)   Then I saw her woo I saw her   She had a body as sweet as a Mountain Dew   I saw her walking near   Then my hand brushed on her rear   I touched her ass   And it felt like heaven   I touched her ass   And now I’ll never be the same again   She said it was no accident   I soon found out exactly what she meant   Then she kissed me woo she kissed me   She tasted like whiskey with a touch of peppermint   She was acting like a slut   But my hand was on her butt   I touched her ass   And it felt like heaven   I touched her ass   And now I’ll never be the same again   I touched her ass   And it felt like heaven   I touched her ass   And now I’ll never be the same again   She took my hand and we walked to the door   Dropped the car keys on the floor   Bent down to grab them and boy what a sight   I won’t be going home tonight   Boy was I surprised   When she asked me to come inside   I touched her ass   And it felt like heaven   I touched her ass   And now I’ll never be the same again   I touched her ass   And it felt like heaven   I touched her ass   And now I’ll never be the same again   I touched her ass   I touched her ass   I touched her ass   I touched her ass