We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes  Most of our brain cells are gone  We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad  Or we just might toilet paper your lawn  We got a reputation 'round these parts  We only leave a ten percent tip  Sometimes we don't return our shoping carts  Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip    'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly  That's what we are  We're so young... young, dumb and ugly    We wear black leather in the hottest weather  You can't imagine the smell  We got three-day stubble, our names spell trouble  T-R-U-B-E-L  Reaisin' hell, bendin' the rules just a little  We're livin' only for thrills  We squeeze our tooothpaste tubes from the middle  And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills    'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly  You better believe it  We're young... young, dumb and ugly  I'll tell you again  We're so young... young, dumb and ugly  We're comin' to your town  Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly    We're wild, reckless men, we're on a rampage again  We drive with just one hand on the wheel  Danger's in our soul, we're goin' out of control  Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal  We're there wherever trouble's starting  We're rebels without a clue  We drink milk right from the carton  And keep our library books 'till they're way overdue    'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly  That's what we are  We're so young... young, dumb and ugly  You can't stop us  We're young... we're so young, dumb and ugly  Young, dumb & ugly  We're young... we're young, dumb and ugly  So ugly  Young... dumb... & ugly