Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun  It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone  I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block  What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock  And the neighbors are just green  They say, "That's the biggest screen we've ever seen!"    It's Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)  Everbody come and see(Frank's 2000" TV)  Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)    That's Frank's remote control, you can look, but don't touch it, please  'Cause Frank's the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees  The picture's crystal clear and everything is magnified  Robert DeNiro's mole has got to be ten feet wide  Everybody in the town  Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby sound  And I'm mighty proud to say  Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from thirty blocks away    On Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)  Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000" TV)  Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)  Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000" TV)    I'm gonna get one of my own real soon  It's like having a drive-in movie in your own living room  Whoa, hey now... hey now na na na now  Hey now... hey now na na now    Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)  Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000" TV)  Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)  Got a two year warranty on parts and labor  Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)  Frank's 2000" TV