It's all about the Pentiums, baby  Uhh, uh-huh, yeah  Uhh, uh-huh, yeah  It's all about the Pentiums, baby  It's all about the Pentiums, baby  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)  Yeah    What y'all wanna do?  Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers  Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?  9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?  Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?  Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills  Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills  I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM  I never feed trolls and I don't read spam  Installed a T1 line in my house  Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse  Upgrade my system at least twice a day  I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K  I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short  I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support  It's all about the Pentiums, what?  You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen  You've got white-out all over your screen  You think your Commodore 64 is really neato  What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?  You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh  Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?  You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette  You're the biggest joke on the Internet  Your database is a disaster  You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster  Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar  Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar  And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er  I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller  You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)    Now, what y'all wanna do?  Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers  Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?  9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?    Uh, uh, loggin' in now  Wanna run wit my crew, hah?  Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?  They call me the king of the spreadsheets  Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets  My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks  But it was obsolete before I opened the box  You say you've had your desktop for over a week?  Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique  Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great  If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight  My digital media is write-protected  Every file inspected, no viruses detected  I beta tested every operation system  Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em  While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'  It does all my work without me even askin'  Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide  I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side  In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user  You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"  Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax  Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?  Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you  If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you  What? What? What? What? What?    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)  Now, what y'all wanna do?  Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers  Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?  9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?  What??