I remember back when I was still in school    These bullies always picked on me, they called me a fool    They knocked me on the ground!    They rubbed dog poop in my ears!    They kicked me, they punched me,    They said, "Come and fight you wimp!"       (What'd you do??!!)       I faked I had an injury then I ran away       I ran away, I ran away    Danger stared me in the face and I ran away    The children always laughed at me after that day    When I said I tore my ACL and I ran away       I was playing one day in my backyard    When I made the perfect snowball, round and smooth and hard    I spotted nasty Ted Jablonski!    I let fly the perfect snowball!    It smashed the neighbour's windshield!    He came out and said, "Who the hell did that?!"       (What'd you do??!!)       I pointed at my sister and then I ran away       I ran away, I ran away    Danger stared me in the face and I ran away    My sister was grounded for three years and a day    So I said she was adopted and then I ran away       I was walking with my girlfriend one night    Two guys were sitting on a bench, they pointed at her and said,    "She's a fat, ugly tramp!"    "She smells like peanut butter!"    "She's a loser!"    "She's pedantic!"    "She's a mediocre soccer player!"    My girlfriend said, "Make them stop!"       (What'd you do??!!)       I dumped my girlfriend on the spot then I ran away       I ran away, I ran away    Danger stared me in the face and I ran away    The honour of my woman was on the line that day    So I told my girlfriend I was gay and I ran away       I was walking by myself last week    When the devil himself appeared in front of me    He had fire all around him!    He smelled like a burning tire dump!    He opened his mouth, he pointed at me and he said,    "Mike, you're next!"       (What'd you do??!!)       I came up to the devil!    I poked the devil on the shoulder!       I said, "Look over there," and then I ran away.       I ran away, I ran away    Danger stared me in the face and I ran away    I'm hoping that the devil smokes two packs a day    'Cause my day of reckoning is here and I ran away       I ran away, I ran away    Danger stared me in the face and I ran away    Whenever I was challenged I collapsed like a souffle    But I'm still alive to sing this song 'cause I ran away       Oh yes I ran    (oh yes he ran)    Oh yes I ran    (oh yes he ran)    Oh yes I ran    (oh yes he ran)    Oh yes I ran    I ran away!