Yeah, I said yeah  I remember the first time  That I ever seen her face  I was standing by the drug store  Tryin' to save the human race  Took a raincheck on a blind date  To get her prescription filled  We had a short talk and a long walk  Through the lazy cottonfield  It was hot  She was cool and sultry  We made love  I was broke and lonely  She's wonderful, so beautiful  So delectable, she's mine  She's desirable, so lovable  And it's criminal, almost illegal  Well we woke up in a barnyard  When I heard a farmer shout  "Get away, boy, from my daughter!  When a shotgun rang out  We took off  She was right behind me  Ran like the wind  What a crazy lady  She's fabulous, so sensuous  She's marvelous, she's mine  I'm delirious, it's serious  Kinda dangerous, almost illegal  Bring it down, now.  We had a one child by the springtime  And another on the way  I got a new life and a good wife  Ain't that amazing grace  It was hot  She was cool and sultry  We made love  I was broke and lonely  She's wonderful, she's beautiful  She's desirable, she's mine  I'm delirious, she's serious  It's kinda dangerous, almost illegal  Wonderful, so beautiful  She's not a radical, but she's mine  She's fabulous, so sensuous  And it's marvelous, almost illegal  Beautiful and she's wonderful  So desirable, almost illegal