Yeah she ... she's bustin' out  Put the suitcase in the Pinto and get the hell out of Ohio    She gets on that great highway  Doesn't wanna be anywhere  She's an easy mark [x2]    Yeah he : he's got a master plan  Yeah he's gonna make a fortune  Panning gold out of a bottle of Goldschlager shot by shot by shot    He gets on that great highway  Doesn't wanna be anywhere  He's an easy mark [x2]    She lays down in the grass on Strawberry Hill  He is there smelling like nicotine and peanut butter  You gotta love her    Yeah she : she doesn't wanna change this time  There's a hunger in her soul for tater-tot casserole  With the crispy on the outside    She gets on that great highway  Doesn't wanna be anywhere  She's an easy mark [x2]    I hate this world, this stupid world, this screwed up world  I hate this world, this fucking world