They see me mowin'   My front lawn   I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy   Think I'm just too white and nerdy   Think I'm just too white and nerdy   Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?   Look at me, I'm white and nerdy   I wanna roll with   The gangstas   But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy   Think I'm just too white and nerdy   Think I'm just too white and nerdy   I'm just too white and nerdy   Really, really white and nerdy      First in my class here at MIT   Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D   MC Escher - that's my favorite MC   Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea   My rims never spin, to the contrary   You'll find that they're quite stationary   All of my action figures are cherry   Steven Hawking's in my library   My MySpace page is all totally pimped out   Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces   Yo, I know pi to a thousand places   Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces   I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise   I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days   Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed   My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze   There's no killer app I haven't run   At Pascal, well I'm number one   Do vector calculus just for fun   I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun   Happy Days is my favorite theme song   I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong   I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on   I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon   Here's the part I sing on      They see me roll on    My Segway   I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy   Think I'm just too white and nerdy   Think I'm just too white and nerdy   Can't you see I'm white and nerdy   Look at me, I'm white and nerdy   I'd like to roll with    The gangstas   Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy   Think I'm just too white and nerdy   Think I'm just too white and nerdy   I'm just too white and nerdy   How'd I get so white and nerdy?      I've been browsin', inspectin'   X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em   The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em   My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored   Shopping online for deals on some writable media   I edit Wikipedia   I memorized Holy Grail really well   I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL   I got a business doing websites   When my friends need some code, who do they call?   I do HTML for 'em all   Even made a homepage for my dog   Yo, I got myself a fanny pack   They were havin' a sale down at The Gap   Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap   Pop, pop, hope no one sees me    Gettin' freaky   I'm nerdy in the extreme   And whiter than sour cream   I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team   Only question I    Ever thought was hard   Was do I like Kirk    Or do I like Picard   Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair   Got my name on my underwear      They see me strollin'   They laughin'   And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy   Just because I'm white and nerdy   Just because I'm white and nerdy   All because I'm white and nerdy   Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy   I wanna bowl with    The gangstas   But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy   Think I'm just too white and nerdy   Think I'm just too white and nerdy   I'm just too white and nerdy   Look at me, I'm white and nerdy