I love, a girl called Maria,  Her name is Maria  They call her Mari, Mari  Mari, Mari, Maria.  She loves a guy who's a maori  A New Zealand maori  Yes, he's a maori, maori  Maori, maori, maori  They sailed  A kayak down the Murray  A kayak down the Murray  Down the Murray  Murray, Murray, Murray.  They love pasta marinara  Pasta marinara  They love their mari  Mari, mari, marinara.  They skipped  Through a field of marigolds  A field of marigolds  A field of mari,  Mari, mari, marigolds  They said  One day they would marry  One day they would marry  Yes they'd marry,  Marry, marry, marry, marry.  Sadly they DIED this afternoon  CHA-CHA-CHA!