I don't know much about ART but I can tell you this  Duchamps's Urinal is a piece of piss  Van Gogh cut off his ear to spite his face (So What)  Me, I've got a message for the whole human race  I want to be a phallic symbol like the Tower of Pisa  And wipe the smile off smile off the face of that bitch, the Mona Lisa  I'll date Botticelli's Venus, just to tease her  But unless you're hung like a Jackson Pollock  You couldn't please her!  Funk you and funk your mother  Funk your sister, funk your auntie  And funk your little brother  When you've learnt how to funk one another  Don't leave that groovy thing on the shelf  Go home to the one you love and  Funk yourself  As Gallileo said, "And yet it moves"  While Oppenheimer splits the atom  And Newton finds the groove  But me, I agree with Einstein  Who put it so much simpler  I want it to end as it began  With one BIG BANG, not a whimper!  Funk you, funk quantum physics  When you've proved their theory's wrong  You can go and funk the cynics  Take a proton pill as you butt-funk the critics  You're E=MC squared (That's your life)  Well funk your buddy and  Funk your wife  Sexual psychology fasinates me more than art or science  I've attempted intercourse with every household appliance  A girl came to my clinic, I guess you'd call her a client  She wouldn'y shake my hand which I found so defiant  I said, "My Psychoanalyst is gonna love you  'Cause you look just like my sister"  She said "But I've got no arms  And armless girls cannot play twister"  She tried to take my pants off with her teeth  But her stiff upper lip got caught in the metal zip  Funk you and funk your mother  Funk your sister, funk your auntie  And funk your little brother  When you've learnt how to funk one another  Don't leave that groovy thing on the shelf  Go home to the one you love and  Home to the one you love and  Home to the one you love and  Funk yourself