If you want to know who we are  If you want to know who we are  We are gentlemen from Japan  We are gentlemen from Japan  Shall I babysit for your sister Gwen?  I shall run round here house naked and try on her underwear  Oh! Have I said something wrong again?  Shall I babysit for your sister Gwen?  Will you let me be your cocker-spaniel pup?  Punish me for disobedience, rub my nose in "it"  You can treat me rough (rough rough)  Oh! let me be your cocker-spaniel pup?  OR  Push bamboo shoots up my arse  Beat me with piping while you wear a latex mask  I'm so shy I dare not ask  Will you push bamboo shoots up my arse?