* = Talking    Both-  You and I are   So awfully different  Too awfully different  To ever be palls    Stewie- *Do you want to go first?*  Brian- *Yeah I'll go*    Brian- Your favorite hero is the Marquee de Sad  Stewie- *Oh you're one to talk,* You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad  Brian- *Oh one time*    Stewie- I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair  Brian- *Oh yeah, that's quite a nice do there*  Stewie- *Oh thanks*  Brian- *FOR ME TO POOP ON*  Stewie- *What?*  Brian- *Oh come on you look like Charlie brown*  Stewie- *Bite me snoopy*    Both-  Theres not,   A whole lot,  That we've got  To agree on    Brian- 'Cause I like the strains of a classical score  Stewie- And I like that singer who looks like a whore  Brian- *Rickie Martin?*  Stewie- *Luv? 'em.*    Both-  Were too different to ever be palls    Both-  You and I are   (doo doo doop)  So awfully different  (doo doo doop)  Too awfully different  (doo doo doop)  To ever be palls  (doo doo doo doo doo doo dooyadoo doop)    Brian- Your head's as massive as a meteorite  Stewie- *Oh very funny,* You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light  Brian- I'd bet money  You?ll marry a honey  Who?s pretty and funny  And her name will be Ted  Stewie- *Oh a gay joke*   Brian- *I just work with what you give me*  Both- You might think we're N*SYNC, but we stink! As a duo...    Brian- Because you get a kick out of carnage and guts  Stewie- And you get a kick out of stroking your-  Brian- *Whoa, whoa, you can't say that on T.V.*  Stewie- *What ego?*  Brian- *Nevermind*    Both-  We?re too different to ever be palls!    these lyrics are submitted by Slipknotfan13