Lois:   Brian your standards are ridiculously high   You'll never find a girl unless you're willing to make exceptions   and compromise so you can find your love      Brian:   Lois I don't think I have to compromise a thing   I'd rather be alone than with someone who doesn't get me   Oh and how long has the coffee been on the burner in the kitchen?   I could really use a cup about now      Lois:   Oh it's not very fresh you see I meant to make more   But I made the mistake of getting caught up watching Oprah, she had on James Garner      Brian:   James Garner? What's he plugging      Lois:   I don't know, some crappy movie on TNT