Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this   Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss   Stewie: And they’ll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss   Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It’s the plain situation!    There's no negiotiation!   Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!      Brian: They’re as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups…   Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops   Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!   Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!    You’ll never win by messin’   Peter: With the fellas at the freakin’ FCC       And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing   You’re gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling   Cause you can’t say penis!      So they sent this little warning they’re prepared to do the worst   Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced   Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!      Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic   Or possible psychotic   They’re the fellas at the freakin FCC!