Brian:   The sixties brought the hippy breed   And decades later things have changed indeed   We lost the values but we kept the weed   You've got a lot to see      The Reagan years have laid the frame   For movie stars to play the Whitehouse game   We're not too far from voting Feldman-Haim   You've got a lot to see      The town of Vegas has got a different face   'Cause it's a family place with lots to do   Where in the fifties a man could mingle with scores of all the seediest whores   Well now his children can too!      You heard it from the canine's mouth   The country's changed that is except the south   And you'll agree   No one really knows, my dear lady friend   Just quite how it all will end   So hurry 'cause you've got a lot to see      The baldness gene was cause for dread   But that's a fear that you can put to bed   They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head   You've got a lot to see      The PC age has moved the bar   A word like redneck is a step too far   The proper term is country music star   You've got a lot to see      Our flashy cellphones make people mumble: "Gee-whiz   Look how important he is   His life must rule"   You'll get a tumor   But on your surgery day   The doc will see it and say   "Well you must really be cool"      Tom Tucker:   There's lot's things you may have missed   Adam West:   Like PeeWee and his famous wrist   Cleveland:   Or Sandy Duncan's creepy phony eye   Neil Goldman:   That awesome Thundercats cartoon   Diane Simmons:   Neil Armstrong landing on the moon   Meg:   Neil Armstrong? Wait was he the trumpet guy?      Brian:   So let's go see the USA   They'll treat you right unless you're black or gay   Or cherokee   But you can forgive the world and its flaws   And follow me there because   You've still got a hell of a lot to see   You've got a lot to see