They call him the Weasel   No one calls him the Weasel   But they should   Ron Weasley is my best friend   Even though no one calls him the Weasel      You have the best looks on your face   Where do you get that expression of disbelief?   Your pet rat nearly killed us all   We'll forgive you uh oh oh oh oh oh      They call him the Weasel   No one calls him the Weasel   But they should   Ron Weasley is my best friend   Even though no one calls him the Weasel      Do you remember the time    When you were burping up those slugs?   That was so cool   That's what you get for using a broken wand   What were you thinking    When you stole your dad's car to get to school?   We'll forgive you uh oh oh oh oh oh      They should call him the Weasel