Faces filled with joy and cheer   What a magical time of year   Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day      Put your Viking helmet on   Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn   Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day      All the little girls and boys   Love that wonderful crunching noise   You'll know what this day's about   When you stomp a weasel's guts right out      So, come along and have a laugh   Snap their weasely spines in half   Grap your boots and stomp your cares away   Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day      (Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects)      People up and down the street   Crushing weasels beneath their feet   Why we do it, who can say?   But it's such a festive holiday      So let the stomping fun begin   Bash their weasely skulls right in   It's tradition, that makes it okay      Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping   We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping   Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day   Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day      Weasel Stomping Day   Hey!