They see me mowin'   My front lawn   I know they're all thinking   I'm so white ?n? nerdy      Think I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   Think I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   Can't you see I'm white ?n? nerdy?   Look at me I'm white ?n? nerdy!      I wanna roll with   The gangsters   But so far they all think   I'm too white ?n? nerdy      Think I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   Think I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   We really white ?n? nerdy      First in my class here at M.I.T.   Got skills, I'm a champion at DND   MC Escher, that's my favorite MC   Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea      My rims never spin to the contrary   You'll find that they're quite stationary   All of my action figures are cherry   Stephen Hawking's in my library      My MySpace page is all totally pimped out   I got people begging for my top 8 spaces   Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places   Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces      I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise   I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days   Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed   My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze      There's no killer rap I haven't run   At Pascal well I'm number 1   Do Vector calculus just for fun   I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun      Happy Days is my favorite theme song   I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong   I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on   I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon      They see me roll on, my Segway   I know in my heart they think I'm   White ?n? nerdy      Think I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   Think I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   Can't you see I'm white ?n? nerdy?   Look at me I'm white ?n? nerdy!      I'd like to roll with   The gangsters   Although it's apparent I'm too   White n' nerdy      Think I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   Think I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   How'd I get so white ?n? nerdy?      I've been browsing, inspectin'   X-men comics you know I collect 'em   The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em   My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me      Bored, shopping online for deals on some writable media   I edit Wikipedia   I memorized the Holy Grail really well   I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL      I got a business doing websites   When my friends need some code who do they call?   I do HTML do for them all   Even make a homepage for my dog      Yo, I got myself a fanny pack   They were having a sale down at the GAP   Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap   Pop pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky!      I'm nerdy in the extreme   And whiter than sour cream   I was in AV club and Glee club   And even the chess team!      Only question I ever thought was hard   Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?   I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire   I got my name on my underwear!      They see me strollin'   They laughin'   And rollin' their eyes 'cause   I'm so white ?n? nerdy      Just because I'm white ?n? nerdy   Just because I'm white ?n? nerdy   All because I'm white ?n? nerdy   Holy cow I'm white ?n? nerdy!      I wanna bowl with   The gangsters   But oh well it's obvious I'm   White ?n? nerdy      Think I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   Think I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   I'm just too white ?n? nerdy   Look at me I'm white ?n? nerdy!