Whoever thought Paul Barman would change the game?   I started rhyming when the radio was unbearably lame   Rappaz R. N. Dainja   "Depression is closely followed   By delusions of grandeur." (--Karen Horney)   I think about all the pube I got   While reading the Rubaiyat   And make babies in bunny slippers   With the JBs rockin' the Honey Drippers      Cock mobster   It's a porn utopia, a cornucopia of warm fallopia   Cock mobster   My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist      I let my hair air dry thereby getting more hair pie   I want to fire blanks in Tyra Banks   I like shorn quim lasses in horn-rimmed glasses   but Cindy Crawford offered   I would keep a tidy room for Heidi Klum   I'm immersed in Kirstie Alley's thirsty valley   I would snore or sleep on Laura Prepon.   Shall I keep on? (Yeah!)   I'd feel the pubis of Mila Kunis   I've seen the trim of Tina M.   I'd crunch Thandie Newton like a candied crouton   And I'll disrobe Lisa Loeb   I want a smelly slice of Kelly Price   Plus get with the hairy scar of Teri Garr   Lisa Bonet: I'd like a piece of your day   I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley      Cock mobster   It's a porn utopia, a cornucopia of warm fallopia   Cock mobster   My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist      I'm a brainiac with a veiny sack   resting on the brow of Erika Eleniak (Ooh, wow)   She almost shrank off when I said, "Take your top tank off."   I draw a thousand times better than Robert Mankoff   I'm very p-proprietary with M-M-Mariah Carey   But she wants some silly cut up with Billy Crudup's butt up   I'm the most lonely fella without Toni Isabella   I'm truly the hero of Julie Shapiro   But I'm sure to spill sperm in Laura Silverman   I'm putting taxing long things in Maxine Hong Kingston   which brings in Amy Tan   She said, "Lay me, mon."   Cynthia Ozick takes off her clothes quick and likes exposed brick   I stuck my slim sword in Kim Gordon   Laetitia Casta is easily the boss of ya   Sigourney Weaver has a thrashing horny beaver   I'm having intercourse while listening to Winter Wars   Winona Ryder? Going inside her!   I want to get on the whole width of Anna Nicole Smith   I want Tracy Bingham in a lacey thingum   I made Tahnee Welch punanni felch while her mommy belched