I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who
Call me Ahab, what? Monomaniac
Obsessed with success unlike Steve Wozniak
On
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Lars, you're on in ten minutes, you ready?
I guess but
MC Lars is more punk than you
Go
Books about Evanescence
(Are not
My friend Aileen made a time machine
But was keen on
And people tried to put us down
When iTunes bumped a
Internet relationships are not real
Your heart, people steal but identities
The following is an entirely fictional account
Any similarities between people
Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles
"Marty,
Move over Kevin Bacon ?cause I?ve got a new game
It?s
You can take away my space ship
You can take away
One night, backstage at Irving Plaza at a Madball show
Hey
Welcome to Mirrielees Orientation
My name?s Nate and I?ll be your
Oh snap, you know this track is fly
So get crunked
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