They put you down and call you crazy   Say "You're disgusting and uncool!"   Just because you like to touch yourself   Out by the public swimming pool      You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!   You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!      You used to do it in the park   But the powers that be didn't like it   THey called you "pervert" and "criminal"   Now you have to use a blanket      You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!   You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!      You've got to fight!   Pass the acorn butter!   7-11 two for a dollar!      They say that you'll go blind   And your ruining your health   But how can anybody love anyone in this crazy world   If you can't love yourself?      You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!   You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!   You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!   You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!      You've gotta fight! Awww...