[Chris] I can see the beginning   [Chris] Won't remember the end   [Chris] I've been here for a while and it shows      [Dave] Later on I'll be spinnin'   [Dave] And I will not pretend   [Dave] I believe in a bar that won't close      [Chris] We'll be drinking together   [Dave] Have a quick game of darts   [Chris] All this beer is making me fart      [Chris] Every day, every night   [Dave] Like to have a few pints   [Chris] All my bird does is moan   [Dave] 'Cause I'm never at home   [Chris] Every night, every day   [Dave] I just want to stay down the ..   [Chris] I want to stay down the pub      [Chris] Now the barmaid is serving   [Chris] She's a lovely old bird   [Chris] Wouldn't have my pint served by another   [Dave] Have a drink and start perving   [Dave] Then she whispers the word   [Dave] She is old enough to be my mother   [Chris] We can drink to the bottom   [Dave] And we won't spill a drop   [Dave] We'll be here 'till eleven o'clock      [Chris] Every day, every night   [Dave] Like to have a few pints   [Chris] All my bird does is moan   [Dave] 'Cause I'm never at home   [Chris] Every night, every day   [Dave] I just want to stay down the ..   [Chris] I want to stay down the pub      [Dave] Doesn't matter if it's far away   [Chris] We'll get a taxi and my mate called Martin he will pay   [Dave] A place where you drink booze   [Chris] And if you're hungry there's   [Chris/Dave] also grub, down the pub      [Chris] Every day   [Chris/Dave] Every night   [Chris] Like to have   [Chris/Dave] Have a few pints   [Chris] All the bird ..   [Chris/Dave] .. bird does is moan, 'cause   [Chris/Dave] I want to stay down the pub      [Chris/Dave] Every day, Every night   [Chris/Dave] Like to have, have a few pints   [Chris/Dave] All my bird, bird does is moan   [Chris/Dave] 'Cause I want to stay down the ..   [Chris/Dave] I want to stay down the ..   [Chris/Dave] Puuuuuuub ...