Oh you and me (Yes)   We've been around forever (We 'ave)   We're always seen together (We are)   Always ('aint that the truth mate)   I can't believe (What)   That you would do the dirty (Me)   You've really gone and hurt me   Today (Whats the problem then)   I feel as though (Yeah, You wot)   Ought to know   That if it's true then you'd just better go   (Me) Yeah you   Shut it (What)   I know what you're saying (Oh yeah)   But I 'aint been playin' (Huh)   With your better half (I think you have mate)   You're joking - Leave it (Eh)   Watch who you're accusing (Or else)   Else you'll get a bruising (Oh yeah)   So don't make me laugh   Drum solo ... Fantastic   Her mammaries (Yes)   Are really quite inviting (You're not wrong)   I saw you take a liking (Me)   Last week (She's got plenty up top though 'aint she)   That's when I (When you what)   I heard her sigh (Yeah)   With her head in your lap just near your fly   (Mine) Yes yours   Shut it (Oi)   I know what you're saying (What am I saying)   But I 'aint been playin' (We know you have)   With your better half (You lying so and so)   You're joking - Leave it (Oh yeah)   I 'aint gonna oil her (What)   Your old girl's a boiler (What you saying)   Don't you make me laugh