Ohhh .. Ohhh ... Ohhh .. Get to the bar it's your round   Ohhh .. Ohhh ... Ohhh .. Guinness for me   March 17th my favourite day   The only one where I go out to play   Down the pub with my mates drinking lots   It's really really good and then you eat some tiny tots      The sweets I get from my local shop   Before I go down my pub   I need something inside my stomach   Because I drink lots when I'm in the pub      I'm thinking about your creamy head   Lots of white bits on the top and black on the bottom   I can't wait to have you in my throat   And I'll drink you loads and loads and loads      I've been missing you   I should be slurping you   Guinness for me that sounds lovely      I like drinking it, it never makes me feel like (shit)   Guinness for me it sounds lovely   Guinness for me it sounds lovely   Guinness for me