There’s a small town in the mountains where the streets are wide and still   There are children making angels in the snow   The sunset paints the sky at night   And old man works by candlelight   A tiny baby smiles and waves hello   In the cold gray light of dawn an eagle flies   And the men are happy wearing matching ties      A pair of poodles   A broken finger will not bend   Soup with noodles   A female Klingon’s drunk boyfriend   A sexy lady   This party’s better than it seems   Warren Beatty   Dear sleeping giant panda: pleasant dreams      A visit to the dentist   A place to get some pie   A rainbow floats above a waterfall   A ferris wheel, a carousel   The landlord never learned to spell   Someone put graffiti on the wall   Atop the Christmas tree, a shining star   And Dwyer’s rocking out on air guitar      A freight train passes   Someone’s grandma owns a gun   A dog with glasses   A strange balloon man has too much fun   Thumbs up for Slurpees   If you’re receiving then you’re not gay   A case of herpes   As it turns out the eyepatch is A-OK