Here you are at last   To bring my cold lonely soul sweet release   From my weary past   Always searching, the one missing piece was you   And I beg you, come away with me   And together we will find a place to call our own   I can’t wait to see what I can do   With a laptop like you      It’s not your CD slot   Or the Unix on which you are based   You make my lap hot   Cause underneath your aluminum case there’s love   And I forgive your strange one-button mouse   I forgive the way your keyboard leaves marks on your screen   I can overlook a fault or two   For a laptop like you      We will always be together   In love in spite of everything   Hang on tight through wind and weather   Heaven knows what time may bring      In a year or two   You will seem big and heavy and slow   I will carry you   To wherever it is laptops go to die   And don’t think it won’t be hard on me   How’m I ever gonna find a way to justify   The money I will spend on something new   For a laptop like you   For a laptop like you