Code Monkey get up get coffee   Code Monkey go to job   Code Monkey have boring meeting   With boring manager Rob   Rob say Code Monkey very dilligent   But his output stink   His code not “functional” or “elegant”   What do Code Monkey think?   Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself   Code Monkey not say it out loud   Code Monkey not crazy, just proud      Code Monkey like Fritos   Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew   Code Monkey very simple man   With big warm fuzzy secret heart:   Code Monkey like you      Code Monkey hang around at front desk   Tell you sweater look nice   Code Monkey offer buy you soda   Bring you cup, bring you ice   You say no thank you for the soda cause   Soda make you fat   Anyway you busy with the telephone   No time for chat   Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work   Code Monkey not thinking so straight   Code Monkey not feeling so great      Code Monkey like Fritos   Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew   Code Monkey very simple man   With big warm fuzzy secret heart:   Code Monkey like you   Code Monkey like you a lot      Code Monkey have every reason   To get out this place   Code Monkey just keep on working   See your soft pretty face   Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake   Take bath, take nap   This job “fulfilling in creative way”   Such a load of crap   Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you   Code Monkey just waiting for now   Code Monkey say someday, somehow      Code Monkey like Fritos   Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew   Code Monkey very simple man   With big warm fuzzy secret heart:   Code Monkey like you