Sha Na Na were the kings of Woodstock   You know it's true deep in your heart   Greasy guys in gold lamae   If only Hendrix had been so smart   Pete Townshend wouldn't be so deaf   If he had followed Sha Na Na's advice   and played some fifties do-wop songs   That even your mom would think are nice       Keith and Janis went away   But Sha Na Na are here to stay   I don't care about Joan Baez   But Sha Na Na can wear my fez       Sha Na Na were the kings of the sixties   Deep in your heart you know it's true   All those lids are Berkley dressed like Bowser   They didn't like the Stones or the Who   Sha Na Na didn't need no flower power   They didn't drive a yellow submarine   But they were the ones who called the shots   Yeah, Sha Na na really made the scene       Sha Na Na..killed Kennedy   Sha Na Na..stabbed that guy at Altamont   Sha Na Na..started the Peace Corps   Sha Na Na..were the first astronauts   Sha Na Na..grew organic food   Sha Na Na..led student sit-ins   Sha Na Na..joined the Black Panthers   Sha Na Na..never seemed to fit in       You can move to Montana and listen to Santana   But you still won't be as cool as Sha Na Na