There's a little man in my head   And he's drunk all of the time   He sits there on a bench   Holding a monkey wrench   Sometimes he beats it up against my mind       There's a little man in my head   I don't think he likes it there   I do bad things but it's his fault   And he knows he can't get caught   That little man he just don't play fair       There's a little man in my head   And he must have lived in someone else's head before   'Cause I was born in '63   And he's only been there since '74       There's a little man in my head   And I don't think he understands me   We've got no common ground   On which to work around   He gets so bored when I watch TV       There's a little man in my head   And I don't think that he'll ever die   When he takes crontrol he really takes his toll   It's enough to make a grown man cry       There's a little man in my head   And I wish he'd find another home   There's a little man in my head   And now I'll never be alone