Methodist Coloring Book Lyrics by Dead Milkmen
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You've got a Methodist Coloring book
and you color really well
But don't color outside the lines
or God will send you to Hell
'caues God hates war
and God hates crime
but he really hates people
who color outside the lines
You've got a Methodist coloring book
don't color outside the lines
'cause if God doesn't strike you with
lighning, he'll at least make you go blind
Good people get sent to the attic
Bad people get sent to the cellar
But there's a special kind of Hell
for those who just won't learn to color
God is gracious, God is good
so let's color in his book
God wears cotton, God wears rayon
He can mend a broken crayon
God is honest, he don't take payola
Let's all thank him for our crayolas
You've got a Methodist Coloring book
and you color really well
But don't color outside the lines
or God will send you to Hell.
You've got a Methodist Coloring book   and you color really well   But don't color outside the lines   or God will send you to Hell   'caues God hates war   and God hates crime   but he really hates people   who color outside the lines   You've got a Methodist coloring book   don't color outside the lines   'cause if God doesn't strike you with   lighning, he'll at least make you go blind   Good people get sent to the attic   Bad people get sent to the cellar   But there's a special kind of Hell   for those who just won't learn to color   God is gracious, God is good   so let's color in his book   God wears cotton, God wears rayon   He can mend a broken crayon   God is honest, he don't take payola   Let's all thank him for our crayolas   You've got a Methodist Coloring book   and you color really well   But don't color outside the lines   or God will send you to Hell.