We aren't ourselves   Brains on the shelf   We'll all wake up   When Ringo buys a rifle      We live we breathe   We spread disease   That all must end   When Ringo buys a rifle      People told him what to say   Ordered (???) dream away   Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming   John was dubbing Ringo's humming   People were starting to talk      We start wars   forget the poor   That all must change   Ringo buys a rifle   We stand tall   Try to evolve   We'll walk on water   Ringo buys a rifle      Animals will bear their fangs   Pope will join a gang   We'll all get new shoes   When Ringo buys a rifle      Buildings come crashing down   Lost things will be found   Life'll be so much better   When Ringo buys a rifle      Tried to keep his head level   Was possessed by the devil   Church is callin' Ringo's mom   Telling her Ringo's a bum   Rumors are starting to fly      We'll be one   To love a gun   That's how we'll live   Ringo buys a rifle   We start small   Must learn to crawl   We'll learn to fly   Ringo buys a rifle      Doesn't want to be cute   He just wants to shoot   Blow them away   Make them all pay   His mind has jumped track   He's a Beatle maniac   Hey Paul, you asshole... Dub this!      When Ringo buys a rifle   When Ringo buys a rifle      People told him what to say   Ordered (???) away   Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming   John was dubbing Ringo's humming   People were starting to talk      He is one with indoor plumbing   Paul's still dubbing Ringo's drumming   He's formed with the NRA   (???) away   Rumors are starting to fly   He let (???) acid dream away