The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema   Saved it from itself I like to think   The girl with the strong arm restores old paintings   Including one she found under the sink   The girl with the strong arm killed an innocent bystander   That leaves you with a mental picture   The girl with the strong arm drank straight whiskey   But I understand she still quotes scriptures      All the poor gardeners pooled their resources   During the week long festival   Kneeling down to think about the future   Racing you would be quite dull   After many years of exodus   The hatchery fish run in rich rivers   I'm afraid the memories regarding Nixon   Are a little scary      The girl with the strong arm threatens the Quakers   They all say she's mad y'know   The girl with the strong arm has an abrasive accent   She uses words like eskimo   The girl with the strong arm stands beside a woman   Whose many parts add up to one   The girl with the strong arm makes political commentary   Yet I feel that it's all in fun      In your nightmares rub around   Those gay white males line up at church   Drink their coffee pretend to be a cowboy   Set aside an hour to search   Pulling up leaves like little Russian problems   Is now the tasty thing to do   The unattractive ? cloying sweetness is you      The most popular sidearm with Canadian woodsmen   Is the blue steel woodchuck gun   Manufactured in Atlanta, Georgia   By the firm of Youse & Son   I find no fault with the two young lovers   Who dine all night on candied eels   Then dance till dawn to big band music   And the sound of baboon squeals   All last night I stared at jelly   Till I knew love was all around   Travelling through O'Hare airport   Dressed like a circus clown      The girl with the strong arm has started licking batteries   And that's kinda strange, even for her   The girl with the strong arm would like to be a banker   But I don't think she's really sure      Using strings just to pull things over   Really keeps the party going   I'm not sure but the history of Denmark   Maybe the only thing worth knowing   Has it ever dawned on you   That car accidents just might be art   And all those kids in foster care   Just don't think you're very smart   Down by the ? on mother's day   In a state of perpetual bliss   Stan's the man with the lisp