Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room   We could do it and not get caught   Burn down the house where the metal kids live   All the Hendrix posters going up in flames   Let's have sex without birth control   Sell our offspring to some dirty old men   Let's play Big Black at 3 AM   And tell the neighbors they can all get fucked      Commin' over the first hill   I felt my body jerk   The attendant did not strap me in   I'm sure that I am gonna die   This is my last roller coaster ride   This is my last roller coaster ride   This is my last ride      Down the street there's an accident   I hear that the bodies can still be seen   Let's call the sheriff a cock-sucker   See if he's read "The Killer Inside Me"   Let's have sex with pit bulls   Maybe pollute their blood line   Little Timmy's in the sandbox   At the daycare center run by ex-cons      Commin' over the first hill   I felt my body jerk   The attendant did not strap me in   I see the loop is up ahead   This is my last roller coaster ride   This is my last roller coaster ride   This is my last ride      Let's burn it down and knock it over   Let's have sex with it or leave it alone   3-D Jesus by my bedside   Talks to me when it's late at night   I thought I left you in Sri Lanka   Working the desk at the Sex Hotel   For Christ's sake why isn't Bob Hope dead yet?      Commin' over the first hill   I felt my body jerk   The attendant did not strap me in   I feel the track below my feet   This is my last roller coaster ride   This is my last roller coaster ride   This is my last ride