I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach   You know we practice what we preach   We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys   Trashed on beers   Or a stoned bunch of hippies   With no careers   I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach      My pals and I all drink Clorox   Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box   Teenage suicide rate's shot high   And we understand the reasons why   Bleach does more than whiten socks      Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?   In a world where ministers murder golf pros   Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?      Maybe there'll be a party at the beach   We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach   No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk   I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk   I wanna die with Clorox within reach      I'm very proud of the respect I've earned   And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned   Bleach keeps you young so I've been told   Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old   Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned      Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?   In a world where midgets run for mayor   Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?      I had 26 friends in the beginning   But now it seems our numbers are thinning   Some people drive fast, others love to bet   Still others snort coke in a private jet   But drinking bleach is my way of winning      Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?   In a world where welders own our schools   Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?      I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach (x10)   I am so bored!   I am so bored!