Born to love volcanos   Seen em on PBS   Born to love volcanos   My apartment is a mess   Somewhere under that pile of clothes   Lies a whole $10 bill   Telephones are ringing   In a land called PBS   Fat lady is singing   In a land called PBS   Maybe she loves volcanos too   I'll just have to take a guess   She looks like a little volcano   With her red hair and brown dress      Born to love volcanos (x7)   Volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos      Born to love volcanos   Seen em on PBS   Born to love volcanos   This city is a mess   Somewhere on a steam vent   Sits a man without a home   Tribute to Carl Sagan   Tonight on PBS   Alistair Cooke is beggin'   Tonight on PBS   Maybe he needs my money more   Than a man without a home   He wants to make a documentary   On the footwear of ancient Rome      Born to love volcanos (x8)   Volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos      Born to love volcanos   Seen em on PBS   Born to love volcanos   This country is a mess   Every 2 minutes a girl gets pregnant   Cause no one gives them the facts   Intellectuals are phoning   To a land called PBS   Some old man is droning   In a land called PBS   Maybe he needs my money   More than a bunch of pregnant teens   A toll-free number to call in my money   Appears upon my screen      Born to love volcanos (x8)   Volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos   Born to love volcanos