Oh salesmen come and salesmen go   And my best one is gone I know   And if he don't come back to me   I'll have to close the factory      Gimme Jack Cohen and I don't care   Gimme Jack Cohen and I don't care   Gimme Jack Cohen and I don't care   But the best it's gone away.      I'm upside down, my head is turning around   Because I gotta sell the house in Levittown      Little David Susskind-   Shut up   Please don't talk; please don't talk   Little David Susskind-   Me first   Then you'll talk      I went down to Mt. Sinai - Hospital   To see my old zaydie there   And I said, Thanks God   For the Blue Cross   And I wish we had the Medicare      God bless you, Jerry Mendelbaum   Let nothing you dismay   This May you had a rotten month   So what is there to say   Let's hope next May is better   And good things will come your way   And you won't have a feeling of dismay   Next May      Oh when the paint'ners   Go marching in   Oh when the paint'ners   Go marching in   Just make sure they put a dropcloth   When the paint'ners go marching in      Yasha got a bottle of Geritol   Geritol, Geritol   Yasha got a bottle of geritol   And he knocked a whole in the wall   That's all   No wall      I gave my love a chicken   It had no bone   I gave my love a cherry   It had no stone   I gave my love a baby   And then, you see   My love got very angry and she said to me      I didn't mind the chicken   Without the bone   I didn't mind the cherry   Without the stone   But when you give a baby   It's just one thing   You oughta give at least   An engagement ring      The Catskill ladies sing this song   Hoo-hah, Hoo-hah,   Sitting on the front porch playing Mah-Jongg   All hoo-hah day      Oh I'm Melvin Rose of Texas   And my friends all call me Tex   When I lived in old New Mexico   They used to call me Mex      When I lived in old Kentucky   They called me Old Kentuck   I was born in old Shamokin   Which is why they call me Melvin Rose      Mammy's little baby loves matzoh, matzoh   Mammy's little baby loves matzoh balls   Mammy's little baby wants pots and pots of   Lots and lots of matzoh balls      Stole the skillet   Stole the lead   Stole a lotta balls   Made of Pesach bread   Stole the chicken   Out of the soup   Stole the pot   And made a lot of chicken soup      Mammy's little baby loves matzoh, matzoh   Mammy's little baby loves matzoh balls   Mammy's little baby wants pots and pots of   Lots and lots of mat-zoh - oh! - balls