Call me Efrem Zimbalist,   Get me Bobby Kennedy,   Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too.   Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now;   Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now.      Then get Hank Mancini   And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting;   Where the heck is the song?   Order Scotch and ice and then   Ring up Barbra Streisand and   Then set up a conference call   With Sammy Davis and Charles de Gaulle.      Call me Walter Cronkite   And tell him Nancy Dickerson said   That David Brinkley was wrong.   Then get Conrad Hilton in Bombay;   Tell him Tuesday night I want peaches flambe.      Call Chief Justice Warren   And tell him Sophie Loren is worried;   Is she married or not?   Then call Arthur Schlesinger;   No, no, send a messenger   With the saddest news of the bunch:   Tell Lady Bird I'll be late for lunch.      Dial up Liberace   And, while up, Joe Valachi   And tell him Lucky sends his regards.   Find out where Onassis' barge is;   Call him, ship-to-shore, and reverse the charges.      Locate Melvin Belli   And tell Mel One-Eye Felli was scratched   By Princess Margaret's rose.   Then call Lollabrigida,   This week she's in Wichita,   And then, when you reach Cary Grant,   Tell him I'd love to, but I just can't.