Though you once were the best bunny at the Playboy Club,   You're getting to be a rabbit with me.   I just sit there and stare as you hop from shrub to shrub.   You're getting to be a rabbit with me.      When I proposed to you that evening last spring,   You said you'd be my mate.   So I went out and bought a two-carat ring,   And both of them you ate!      Then your ears grew an inch, and your nose began to twitch,   And I noticed your tail was attached permanently.   So I keep you in the back yard, in a wooden hutch,   'Cause you're getting to be a little too much.   Like Bugs Bunny,   You're getting to be a rabbit with me.      I feel like something's switching,   It's all so strange and new.   Egad, my nose is twitching,   I'm a rabbit too!   I'm getting to be a rabbit,   Hippity hop, I love you,   I'm getting to be a rabbit like you.      Move over honey, and pass the lettuce!