There's just one place to go, for all your spatula needs   Spatula City   Spatula City      A giant warehouse of spatulas, for every occasion   Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size, and colour   And because we eliminate the middle man   We can sell all our spatulas, factory, direct to you      Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas   At a fraction of retail cost?   Spatula City   Spatula City      And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale   Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny   Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents   And what better way to say, "I love you" than, with the gift of a spatula?      Spatula City   Spatula City      Hello, this is Sy Greenblum   President of the Spatula City   I liked their spatulas, so much, I bought the company   Spatula City, seven locations, we're in the yellow pages under spatulas      My, where did you get that lovely spatula?   Spatula City, we sell spatulas, and that's all